my mum washes me.

my mum washes me.

i like to think of myself as an individual whom lives ones life purely for da luols, and if you had any sense at all (preferably a sense of humour), you would behave in accordance to this, and follow my ass.

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here in new york city, our taxis drive backwards

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“The spoon actually has its own story.”
“Oh yeah? What’s that?”
“I slip spoons in people’s pockets. I’ve done it thousands of times. It’s like pickpocketing, but the opposite. It’s a very special skill.”*

*The best part of this story is that Meg Ryan walked by in the middle of the conversation. I quickly asked for her photo, but she turned me down. I wasn’t too concerned though, because I knew she’d only have been half as popular as Spoon Guy.

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